The Horny Toad Guest House
The Horny Toad Guest House
- Apartments
- Kitchen
- Sea view
- Garden
- BBQ facilities
- Free WiFi
- Terrace
- Balcony
- Free parking
- Air conditioning
About this property
Beachfront Location: The Horny Toad Guest House in Simpson Bay offers direct beachfront access with stunning sea views. Guests can relax on the sun terrace or in the lush garden, enjoying the tropical climate. Comfortable Accommodations: Each apartment features a terrace or balcony, a fully equipped kitchenette, and a private bathroom. Air-conditioning, soundproofing, and tiled floors ensure a comfortable stay. Convenient Facilities: The aparthotel provides free WiFi, a tour desk, and a range of amenities including a barbecue area, outdoor seating, and bicycle parking. Free on-site parking is available for guests. Prime Location: Located a few steps from Princess Juliana International Airport, Simpson Bay Beach is a 0-minute walk away. Boating opportunities enhance the surrounding area.
Couples particularly like the location — they rated it 9.7 for a two-person trip.
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Most popular facilities
- Free WiFi
- Beachfront
- Non-smoking rooms
- Free parking
Availability
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Accommodation Type | Number of guests | |
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1 extra-large double bed | ||
1 extra-large double bed | ||
1 extra-large double bed | ||
1 extra-large double bed | ||
Bedroom 1 extra-large double bed Living room 1 sofa bed | ||
1 extra-large double bed | ||
1 extra-large double bed | ||
Bedroom 1 extra-large double bed Living room 1 sofa bed |
Guest reviews
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Guests who stayed here loved
- James
United States
“Excellent location. Clean and same as new. On site owners are great ppl.” - Keran
United Kingdom
“The apartment was beautiful and clean. It is perfectly situated on the beach of simpson bay and easily accessible.” - Aisha
United Kingdom
“This property is amazing for all things, location, facilities , staff and friendly calm environment! We had some issues with luggage and they helped us easily sort it and make it the least stressful situation, forever thankful!” - Jasmin
Germany
“This place is absolutely amazing. Quiet, clean, well equipped with direct beach access and a host (Angela) who is more than helpful.” - Steven
United States
“You can't beat the location. Simpson Bay Beach is calm and has very few people. Debbie and Doug are amazing hosts. They make your stay very relaxing and peaceful. This was our second time there, and it did not disappoint. We can't wait to go back...” - Wilhelmus
Netherlands
“My stay in Simpson Bay was fantastic in a word. The location right on the beach is amazing, and the apartment was delightful, equipped with all conveniences. The view was breathtaking, truly something you need to experience for yourself to...” - Giovanni
Italy
“Everything was clean and made me feel at home but in front of the beach! Good vibes and good atmosphere! Highly Recommend!” - Sachin
Trinidad and Tobago
“The seafront location is 10/10 for my early morning and late evening swims. Kitchen was adequate for making full meals. Housekeeping kept the unit clean. Both private parking and the remote gate, facilitate renting a vehicle. The garden area was...” - Felipe
Czech Republic
“we loved our stay at the horny toad, you get a great view of Simpson Bay, relax in a quiet area and also walk to Maho beach. Many restaurants are nearby and also grocery stores are close.” - Christina
United States
“I had to make a change to the reservation and the owner was extremely accommodating. She even helped with local area shopping. Not just where to go, but personally taking!”
Quality rating
Property surroundings
House rules
Child policies
Children are not allowed.
Cot and extra bed policies
Cots and extra beds are not available at this property.


The fine print
This property will not accommodate hen, stag or similar parties.
Quiet hours are between 23:00:00 and 07:00:00.